'Satire is what closes on Saturday night.' George S. Kaufman
By MISS LORELEI POPOVER Substituting for Wootton Bassett Poughkeepsie Who was substituting for MR. BIMBLEBURGER
NASTY, MESSY PUBLIC CONFRONTATION LEADING TO FISTICUFFS - Your everobservant (Substitute) Substitute Columnist, from her perch high atop the Mayonnaise Building overlooking the Piazza Municipale, was witness to a brawl on Friday last, the likes of More...