2010-03-25 / Features

Thoughts of an Average Joe

The World is full of Stupid Drivers
By JOE WRIGHT
IS IT JUST ME or are there more stupid drivers on the road these days? I don't drive all that much. It's about five miles from my home to my workplace, so you'd think I could negotiate those ten miles a day without wanting to take a life. The problem, I've decided, is that while one has to pass a road test to drive, a person can obtain a license to operate a dangerous vehicle without any measurement of intelligence, common sense or human courtesy. Does that scare anyone else?

There's an intersection on my short commute home that requires me to wait at a traffic light were several minutes. That’s several dangerous minutes for me to sit and stew in anticipation of what nearly always happens when it's my turn to go. For this particular intersection on a State highway, some ingenious engineer, apparently one with a sadistic sense of humor, decided that the flow of traffic from the south, east, and west should be controlled by a light, but let's allow the nice folks coming from the north to decide for themselves if they should recognize the yield sign governing their traffic flow. I can tell you, without hesitation, that most of them, especially those in a hurry to get to their Hummers back down country, don't yield.

To make things worse, they tend to respond to my lightflashing, horn-honking, tailgating rage with a hand gesture. You'd think they could at least apologize for their ignorance by waving with their entire hand . . . they’re number one with me too! Makes me wish I still owned that rusty old F350 with a heavy duty bumper handcrafted from 2 by 10 rough cut hemlock.

The other folks that make my blood percolate a bit are the young drivers who are so important that they can't get out of their own driveway without restoring contact with the other important people of the wireless world.

So there I sit, at a stop sign waiting my turn, when around the corner, turning left in front of me, is a multi-tasking, 20- year-old mother. I can tell she’s a mom because of the "Caution— Baby on Board" sign in her side window. She negotiates the corner, practically on two wheels and just misses my front bumper. She offers no hand gestures though, leaving me to wonder why. Is it because of the "Baby on Board" or is it that she has a phone in her left hand and a latté and the steering wheel in her right hand?

Is it just me . . . ?

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You're so right, Joe. No one

You're so right, Joe. No one has any respect for anyone else. It's definitely become a "me, me, and only me" society. Too much reality TV I think. Now we're all living in an everyday hell of "Survivor", "The Apprentice", etc. The rules of the road are gone and law enforcement doesn't seem to give a damn. I contacted the Montpelier PD expressing my concern about the multitude of vehicles I see zooming through red lights (not to mention pedestrian cross signals)at the Northfield Street/Main Street/Memorial Drive intersection every day. Their response? They're doing the best they can. Hard to tell if that is the case because I've never seen them around that intersection. Other drivers' actions are bringing out the latent road rage in many of us. How about having to slam on your brakes on I89 to let an idiot cut in front of you in order to avoid hitting the back-end of a state plow truck that's traveling in the passing lane (with strobe lights flashing) ---only to have the idiot salute you with her middle finger after cutting in front of you? And, cell phones, and texting, and applying make-up, and reading the newspaper (all while driving) --- I could go on forever. Bottom line is, there are just too many morons who have been given a license to drive, and law enforcement doesn't want to do their job.

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