It wasn’t a joke to see if you were on your toes and actually read the paper. Many have asked why last week’s edition of the News had a third sports page reporting hockey and basketball in June. More...
EVERY SMALL town has at least one eccentric, old, “crazy person” who lives alone; seems to be without friends or family; isn’t big on personal hygiene (stinks); and is looked down upon by the more fortunate townfolks. More...
“Man is the only animal that blushes – or needs to.” Samuel Langhorn Clemens
By Miss Hysterectoma Gutthwacker Journeyperson Columnist
NOT MUCH NOOZE THIS WEEK – Well, all you readertype persons, we are hating to treat you so disappointably, but Miss Gutthwacker gots to tell you, there is not much nooze in this burg this week, on account of there is not much activitytype stuf More...
I’m a little perturbed, I’m sure these same thoughts have occurred to more than a few of you, and it’s got to have you perturbed too. We’re just too busy to talk of it. More...