June 24, 2010 RSS feed / Editorials

The January Sports Page Wasn’t A Joke, It Was Just A Screw Up

It wasn’t a joke to see if you were on your toes and actually read the paper. Many have asked why last week’s edition of the News had a third sports page reporting hockey and basketball in June. More...

Thoughts of an Average Joe

Crazy Like a Fox

EVERY SMALL town has at least one eccentric, old, “crazy person” who lives alone; seems to be without friends or family; isn’t big on personal hygiene (stinks); and is looked down upon by the more fortunate townfolks. More...

Silly Social Scenes

“Man is the only animal that blushes – or needs to.” Samuel Langhorn Clemens

NOT MUCH NOOZE THIS WEEK – Well, all you readertype persons, we are hating to treat you so disappointably, but Miss Gutthwacker gots to tell you, there is not much nooze in this burg this week, on account of there is not much activitytype stuf More...

Crumb’s Corner

Disappointment, Five Virtues to Live By

I’m a little perturbed, I’m sure these same thoughts have occurred to more than a few of you, and it’s got to have you perturbed too. We’re just too busy to talk of it. More...