My Sisters Were Trouble (If They Don’t Kill You)
BY JOE WRIGHT
HEN I WAS seven years old and growing up in Smalltown, my friends were starting to get bicycles and train sets to play with. I got sisters—Vanna, Kelli, and Darlene. Every two years, I got a new one. More...
“The first Rule of Satire: Spare not your employer.” Rada Clench-Drivel, Satirist-in-Ordinary to Vlad the Impaler from June 1-2, 1472
BY MISS LEPIDOPTERA GUTTHWACKER
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NOTE: This column was given a full-body scan by the Transportation Insecurity Maladministration in case it contained any Untoward References. As it did not appear to, it was rated SHC (Safe for Humanoid Consumption). O NE LAST ITEM REGARDING ST. More...